The best fiction is true. - Kinky Friedman
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. - Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. - Kinky Friedman
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong. - Kinky Friedman